For my friends who really, deeply, know me, they can confirm that what this says is so true about me :).
Chinese Zodiac - SnakePersonalityOccupying the 6th position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Snake symbolizes such character traits as intelligence
(Tet: uhuh), gracefulness
(Tet: yeah) and materialism
(Tet: hahaha). When it comes to decision-making, Snakes are extremely analytical and as a result, they don’t jump into situations. They are effective at getting the things they want, even if it means they have to scheme and plot along the way
(Tet: hahaha, yeah yeah).
Snakes are very materialistic creatures, preferring to surround themselves with the finest that life has to offer. This is especially evident in the home, where luxurious furnishings and surroundings help Snakes seek the peace they need in order to thrive.
(Tet: hmm, this justifies my love for nice things, they help me seek the peace i need in order to thrive. should be acceptable!)HealthSnakes prefer living a life of calmness, preferring quietness over noise and a manageable workload rather than a schedule that’s overly-booked. Snakes become easily stressed when their lives aren’t peaceful or in order. Too much of this way of life can shorten a snake’s life!
(Tet: So true!)CareerSnakes do work very hard, but they have a tendency to be job-hoppers as they become easily bored
(Tet: hahahaha, again, perfect description of myself!). Their somewhat laid-back attitude causes them to be mistakenly categorized as slackers, but nothing could be further from the truth! Snakes are very creative and extremely diligent. They’re excellent problem-solvers and thrive under tight deadlines. Good career choices for Snakes include: scientist, analyst, investigator, painter, potter, jeweler, astrologer, magician, dietician, and sociologist
(Tet: seems like I am on the right career track).
RelationshipsSnakes are excellent seducers so they never have trouble attracting others
(Tet: hm, not too confident about this one though. but if you say so! haha). However, they’ll be the ones to decide when a relationship has potential and when it does not. Once they’ve chosen a partner, a Snake’s insecure side will begin to show through. Snakes guards their chosen partners much like a prized possessions, becoming jealous and even obsessive
(Tet: Hahaha). Snakes prefer to keep their feelings to themselves. It’s important to never betray a Snake’s trust as a betrayed snake will make it a goal to get even some day!
(Tet: Yes! so be warned!)